Brett33,
You are in possession of a prototype model Macbook Air #22. It is property of Apple Inc. and must be returned immediately. You may contact myself at
stevejobs@apple.com or send the prototype unit to 1 Infinite Loop Cupertino, CA 95014 ATTN: Steve Jobs.
The unit was stolen from my napsack during a heated Segway Polo match against Steve Wozniak August 12 right outside of Cupertino. If it is not returned immediately I will be docked from ten months vacation time to nine months by the board. (Those ungrateful computer nerds....everything that I have done for them.....)
Sincerely,
Mr Steve Jobs