Favorite Misnomers!

[heehee]

This annoying girl in the office had a stupid problem with Entourage, I ignored her and she said "Oh, let me call Mac." 🙄

They told her to take a Microsoft course. 😀

 

[skunk]

Geez, you people need to get out more.

 

[dmr727]

Geez, you people need to get out more.

What is this 'out' you speak of? 😀

 

[chrmjenkins]

Restraining order for certificate of affection.

 

[skunk]

What is this 'out' you speak of? 😀

The nerdiness closet, you is in it. 🙂

 

[MrCheeto]

Could I offer you a soft drink?

(a nasty, sugar-saturated, tooth decaying, obesity inducting, tasty soft drink)

Sure theeng, brü!

Ey, back off already. A 6-Pack of IBC lasted me two weeks. I don't need carbonated sugar water!

Machineguns... Anything that is big, scary, and fires repeatedly is a machinegun -.-'

Or when Fox wants to scare parents they throw together a bunch of gratuitous descriptions with oogy-boogy infliction.

"the man used a twenty-five-caliber semi automatic pistol..." "ZOMG! John Rambo must've been all up in dat!"

What she thinks it is:

What it likely is:

Don't even get me started with the pandemonium inducing term, "assault rifle." That's like calling knives "stab-a-cops."