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Some favorites..
- "King of the who? I didn't vote for you!"
- "You can't make an omelette without killing people".
 
"Don't take life to serious. You'll never escape it alive anyway.
-Ed Hubbard

"It's not over, 'till it's over"
-Yogi Berra (If I remember correctly)

"Simplicity is the ultimate sophistication"
-Leonardo da Vinci

Luis
 
I have so many favorite quotes...this one kind of relates to what is helping me right now. One of my favorite Photoshop gurus Scott Kelby said the quote below. (And I buy almost every book that he and Dave Cross publish! These guys have helped me soooo much become an advanced Photoshop user)!:)

“I guess these experts felt that if they gave away all of their secrets, it would make them less valuable. I feel exactly the opposite.”
- Scott Kelby
 
vniow said:
"I've got a lovely bunch of coconuts, dee dee dee dee..."

-Lion King

Also from "Pinky and Perky" :)

- "I am an optimist. But I'm an optimist who takes his raincoat." - Harold Wilson

- "The only place where success comes before work is in a dictionary." - Vidal Sassoon

and finally...

-"Scrolls like butter.." - Steve Jobs
 
I dunno if it's my favorite, but it always makes me smile. :eek:
Mark Twain said:
Censorship is telling a man he can't have a steak just because a baby can't chew it.
 
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.

Albert Einstein
 
mrkramer stole mine :mad: :p

edit: found a new Einstein one

You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat.
Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio
 
Here is a warm and fuzzy one:

“Man will never be free until the last king is strangled with the entrails of the last priest.”
- Denis Diderot
 
Don't need a gun to blow your mind - John Lennon (whatever gets you through the night)
 
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