F'ed Up! - A Cards Against Humanity clone.

[KristoE]

I plan on making a cards against humanity type game that is available on Facebook, android and iOS.
I am just starting the development and taught it would be fun to let the community be a part of the development.
What I mean by that is that I would like you to suggest different card ideas that I could include in the game. The contributors will be rewarded once the game is released.

If you don't know what CAH humanity is, heres a quick introduction to the concept.

Cards against humanity is a card game. There are 2 different types of cards, the Black and the White cards. Black cards usually have some kind of sentence on them that has 1 or more blank spots on it. That is where the white cards come into play. Each player has to play the white cards he thinks best fit into the blank spots and the player who pulled the black card picks his favorite. What makes the game special is the crude humor.

An example of a Black Card
"_______ : Gotta Catch 'Em All"

Example of the white cards that could be played
"STD's"
"Children on leashes"
"A micropenis"
"A stray pube"
"African Children"
"Amputees"
"Yews"

This should give the general idea of the game and the humor it produces. No humor is too crude for this game.

If you want to be a part of this game and have good ideas for it post it in form

Black Cards:

Call the law offices of Goldstein & Goldstein, because no one should have to tolerate _______ in the workplace.

(Pick 2) When you get right down to it, _______ is just _______ .

Turns out that _______ Man was neither the hero we needed nor wanted.

As part of his daily regimen, Anderson Cooper sets aside 15 minutes for _______ .

Money can’t buy me love, but it can buy me _______ .

(Pick 2) With enough time and pressure, _______ will turn into _______ .

And what did you bring for show and tell?

During high school I never really fit in until I found _______ club.

Hey baby, come back to my place and I’ll show you _______ .

(Pick 2) After months of practice with _______ , I think I’m finally ready for _______ .

White Cards:

Having sex on top of a pizza.

Indescribable loneliness.

An ass disaster.

All my friends dying.

Putting an entire peanut buter and jelly sandwich into the VCR.

Spending lots of money.

Some douche with an acoustic guitar.

Flying robots that kill people.

A greased-up Matthew McConaughey.

An unstoppable wave of fire ants.

Not contributing to society in any meaningful way.

An all-midget production of Shakespeare’s Richard III.

Screaming like a maniac.

The moist, demanding chasm of his mouth.

Filling every orifice with butterscotch pudding.

Unlimited soup, salad, and breadsticks.

Crying into the pages of Sylvia Plath.

Velcro.

A PowerPoint presentation.

A surprising amount of hair.

Eating Tom Selleck’s mustache to gain his powers.

Roland the Farter, flatulist to the king.

A pile of squirming bodies.

Make sure that the white cards you post fit most of the black cards and vice versa!

 

[KristoE]

A preview of what the game will look like.

And please don't be shy and post your ideas, even if you only have a few.