Federal boffins: 'Giant invading snakes' will soon rule USA

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  1. edesignuk Moderator emeritus

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    The Register.

    *avoids Florida*
     
  2. dmr727 macrumors G3

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    I welcome our Giant Invading Snake overlords!
     
  3. iBlue macrumors Core

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    It'll be okay. They've got guns and Samuel L Jackson.
     
  4. Tower-Union macrumors 6502

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    lol +1 for that. Must say it sucks that its already only 17 degrees up here in Canada (Yes I converted to Farenheit for you :p) But it is rather nice to know the invading reptiles will never make it up this far :D
     
  5. iShater macrumors 604

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    I want to know how they figured out they were "preparing to sweep as far north...".

    Did they intercept communication? see some terrorist jabs? got informants? :eek:
     
  6. Unspoken Demise macrumors 68040

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    Thats the Patriot Act at work. :rolleyes:
     
  7. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    That was great! :D

    Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherf*****g snakes on this motherf*****g plane!
     
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  9. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    I assume they're snake experts and not literally 'snake men'...

    317089-160697-sssqueeze_large.jpg

    ...which is a shame because they'd be quite ace, especially if they worked for USsss Sssstate Ssssecurity.
     
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    Like Africanized (sic) bees they'll be black with oversized body parts.
     
  12. BoyBach macrumors 68040

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    How does one become a 'boffin'? It's surely the greatest job title ever!

    "Me? Oh, I'm a boffin!"
     
  13. patrick0brien macrumors 68040

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    Why the hell does that guy have biceps?!?
     
  14. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Moreso, they're genuine federal boffins so there's no doubting their credentials.

    And patrick0brien – he probably got those biceps working out in a Government Snake Training Facility. Or something.
     
  15. patrick0brien macrumors 68040

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    I was referring more to the fact that a guy with snakes for arms has what use for elbows?
     
  16. Jaffa Cake macrumors Core

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    Elbows will prove useful for getting through crowded rooms, although I suspect big snake heads where your hands should be would be even more effective at that.
     
  17. patrick0brien macrumors 68040

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    Ah. Thank you for clearing that up.

    Resuming my regularly scheduled reality...
     
  18. spoon man macrumors 6502a

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    Thats cool you guy get all the best things all we get over here is the postal strike plague and the big issue plague :mad:.
     

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