I both loath the dongles and love the computer overall. I too would rather have the ports back, and agree that the spongy dongles detract from the spectacular computer. I bought two dongle combos and forgot about my lightening display. Lol. Now I will be buying a third dongle. Apples dongles spread the computer out and get in the way of other things I usually have next to it.
In my view they really detract from a computer that was built on a slender form factor. Also, one of the drivers keeps trying to update no matter how many times I update it.
So for people who hate the dongles and feel anger, etc. towards them, I feel your pain. However, it didn't prevent me from buying it or will not cause me to take it back. I needed a new computer and will not buy a PC which is worse than the dongles for me, and I'm not going backwards and Buy last years model. The 15 inch I bought,dongles aside, is a truly visually and functionally spectacular, computer. I had to admit that as much as the price and dongles irrated me.
Now the headphone jack on the iPhone 7 is another issue, but not a part of this thread.