Things that jumped out:
- Holy cow this thing is heavy.
- It's heavy.
- It's uncomfortably heavy.
- Why is it so heavy?
- Just what were Apple designers thinking when they decided that this is an acceptable weight?
- The eye tracking and pinch controls is magical
- It's the ultimate entertainment device
- It's got a ton of potential for productivity work
- I loved everything about it except how heavy it is.