Just saw that this thing has a single, small, 10W speaker. It’s probably safe to figure on this thing sounding like tinny, hot garbage, for $250 no less.
Sounds like you just need to do a better job of choosing your friends. ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
If only it were that simple. Unfortunately, life has a way of putting other people around you. Public, various community functions, workplaces, etc. you could eliminate every “friend” from your life, and still be surrounded by gossip.