I found this post to be hilarious. I just had to add to it. http://iamsheamus.com/2008/05/08/the-unwritten-rules-of-facebook-or-six-reasons-why-it-sucks/ ---- Okay first, The fake names. It is NOT cool when you change your name to be "Glass P. Baybiie". Not only does it make it impossible for old friends to find you, but it's just really freakin' annoying. Don't even get me STARTED with the 0®∑i9n ©h@r∑çe®s in your name. All it does is make you look retarded. Secondly, it is NOT cool to use the Relationship Status tool to marry your friend. Don't you think it looks just a BIT weird when you are 17 years old and all of your friends statuses are set to Married to some other girl?? Third. Calling someone a stalker if they comment on more than ten percent of your photos. What did you possibly THINK facebook was for? NOT looking at profiles? Fourth and last. Uploading EVERY DAMN PHOTO on your camera. Is it THAT HARD to sift through them and delete the ones that are obviously blurry? What is going through your head when you post an album of extremely blurry cellphone pictures of three girls wearing minimal clothing, jumping around on what appears to be a bed? //Rant.