Funny signatures

[Buzz Bumble]

Here's a funny signature I've just read on a Usenet Newsgroup message ...

A computer without Microsoft is like a chocolate cake without mustard.

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Anyone got more?? (They don't have to be computer-related.)

 

[dmmcintyre3]

Windows: Life without walls. Have you ever seen a window that was not in a wall?

 

[iPhone 62S]

If science teachers teach science and maths teachers teach maths then head teachers teach... 😛

 

[Buzz Bumble]

I want to be a teddybear in my next life. Everybody loves them; nobody cares if they're fat; and the older they get, the more they're worth!

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