I don't know why but I found this pretty funny. It was a radio station "Tech Tip" they give simple 30 second tips for the not so tech savvy. Anyway this one was on how to set up a new Windows laptop and it went like this:
"First, install your anti virus software and run update to get the latest virus files, then run a full system scan. Next, download any free software you had on your old laptop and install it, making sure to update your drivers and running your virus software. Next, reinstall any CD based software and update it. Finally, use (forgot the exact name) the Windows migration utility to migrate the rest of your settings. After this you will have a smooth running machine"
LOL. I wish they said, "if you just purchased a Mac, just turn it on, done"
"First, install your anti virus software and run update to get the latest virus files, then run a full system scan. Next, download any free software you had on your old laptop and install it, making sure to update your drivers and running your virus software. Next, reinstall any CD based software and update it. Finally, use (forgot the exact name) the Windows migration utility to migrate the rest of your settings. After this you will have a smooth running machine"
LOL. I wish they said, "if you just purchased a Mac, just turn it on, done"