Today Toyota announced all their 2017 models! All these new models would come without gas tank, instead it'll be replaced with tesla batteries. Since the future of auto-industry is going towards electric cars, Toyota has decided to give all their customer the most future proofed cars! These new cars would only cost $40,000 starting and has a solar strip on the top to power your iphones, macbooks, and ipads. The greatest part of these new car is that the width of the car is only 2/3 of the old ones! Toyota engineers had to make some tough decisions in order to make the new cars even thinner, so they reduced all the seats by 1/3 of their original width! It is the thinnest car Toyota has ever produced!!!!
"But...there aren't many charge stations? I only got gas stations around where I live"
Don't you worry, Toyota has thought about that as well, we sell these gas tanks that can be attached to the side of your car so you can still use gas to fuel your car! Isn't it wonderful! They come in at a meager $499!
"But the old cars can just do the same job without having to spend the extra $499 to perform the same function when the majority of the market segment still uses gas to fuel their car?"
Oh you are just old and dislike changes! Every new innovation is always hated by some. When Toyota added air-conditioning to their models back in the days, people were also complaining because they did not want the extra weight in their car, they thought it was all about making the car as light as possible! Not to mention the all new solar strip on top of the car!
"There are not enough space in the car seats, it feels uncomfortable"
Well that just means Toyota is thinking all about your fitness, and is pushing our customer to exercise more and shed some weight! Anything Toyota does, it's always about our customers!
(one week later)
p.s. just to make it more convenient for the new car buyers, Toyota has decided to sell these gas tanks at $399 so it'll be a smoother adoption cycle for the customers! What a great company that always put their customers experience above all else!
"But...there aren't many charge stations? I only got gas stations around where I live"
Don't you worry, Toyota has thought about that as well, we sell these gas tanks that can be attached to the side of your car so you can still use gas to fuel your car! Isn't it wonderful! They come in at a meager $499!
"But the old cars can just do the same job without having to spend the extra $499 to perform the same function when the majority of the market segment still uses gas to fuel their car?"
Oh you are just old and dislike changes! Every new innovation is always hated by some. When Toyota added air-conditioning to their models back in the days, people were also complaining because they did not want the extra weight in their car, they thought it was all about making the car as light as possible! Not to mention the all new solar strip on top of the car!
"There are not enough space in the car seats, it feels uncomfortable"
Well that just means Toyota is thinking all about your fitness, and is pushing our customer to exercise more and shed some weight! Anything Toyota does, it's always about our customers!
(one week later)
p.s. just to make it more convenient for the new car buyers, Toyota has decided to sell these gas tanks at $399 so it'll be a smoother adoption cycle for the customers! What a great company that always put their customers experience above all else!