1) Customization: True. iOS has little customization. That's what makes it easy for regular users. You can't change the default browser or email client. This is a valid complaint that some people that use custom browsers (tinkerers) have.
I really don't see how you can attempt to claim that only "tinkerers" use non-default browsers. The general purpose computer space remains many, many times the size of the iOS one, and the majority of it's users do not use the default browser. This is a mainstream use, not a "tinkerer" one.
2) Click address to go to maps: True that Safari doesn't automagically turn addresses into links. Mail does it. Don't know why doesn't Safari. BUT in Safari you can select the text and put it into maps. The reason he couldn't select the text is that Dolphin Browser (his "tinkerer" browser) didn't allow him to select the text.
Nope, Dolphin is rendering the page itself using Safari's webkit engine, so the inability to select text would be the same with any iOS brower, including Safari. This is a direct limitation of not allowing any other rendering engine in the App Store (Opera sort of bypasses this by not really being an internet browser).
This is infuriating - for example, Facebook in Safari will not allow you to copy and paste text, so you cannot copy an address into the maps app (nor will the Facebook app).
In fact it's slower and confusing to regular users.
Supposition.
Applications that put back buttons on the top right or bottom right are just bad applications. You can't stop people from making bad applications...
Apple could stop themselves from making bad applications with inconsistent UI... And certainly, they have a fair amount of influence over... say... Twitter, who's iOS UI is godawful now and getting worse.
7) "With iOS developers can do whatever they want": If Apple rejects developers for not following the UI Guidelines, they're tyrants. If they let them through, they're inconsistent and bad. Damned if you do, damned if you don't... Love it! Also as opposed to the Android Market apps, right? (Yes I'm talking about rogue apps and malware)
The truth is that Apple have been caught several times letting through apps that break the safety and copyright rules, but blocking apps for censorship of political speech or adult agency.
That is a disaster for society, where Apple make themselves an unaccountable censor abusing legal monopoly positions in other areas to damage people's ability to avoid it.
8) Not a true multitasking OS: Yes it is. Applications just are time-limited (10 minutes, and all the developer has to do is ask for background time) while in the background so that they don't consume all your battery. His example that the download paused is just one more case where he chose a bad app.
Which... is not true multitasking. Could I write an app that stayed in the background and woke at 6am, just before I got up and downloaded various feeds for me to read on the subway with no signal? No? Then it isn't true multitasking.
You might try and argue that battery life is worth this tradeoff, but you cannot possibly say it is actual multitasking. Because it's not.
9) You have to double click, hold, then tap the "-" to close all apps: The beauty of iOS' time-limited way is that you DON'T HAVE to close apps... EVER! They most likely aren't running and taking you CPU and if the OS needs memory, it'll close the largest memory hogs for you. Don't waste your time closing apps.
Except it doesn't really work, as a cursory play of Infinity Blade 2 if you don't kill the various Apple apps will show you.
And FYI, television is 4:3 not 3:2. Again, taking what's good for the screen size he likes and trying to seem like that's better for everyone.
Television is 16:9, not 4:3. Though it must be said Android has no consistent ratio so it was an odd point.
12) Adding custom ringtone to iOS: Open iTunes, look for ringtone, buy. Done. Don't want to buy? Download m4r from internet, double click to add to iTunes, sync iPhone. Done. What's the difficulty again? The path he thinks is the easiest is the one he wants to tinker and because is the way that Android does it. Another case of taking what HE wants and saying it's the better option.
No, I'm sorry, but that is clearly more difficult for the user than the Android method. Anything involving iTunes is. Hell, just opening iTunes for the vast majority of the iOS user base on Windows is a chore.
The same syncing he does via Chrome, the iPhone does via iCloud for Safari.
Unless you use Snow Leopard...
GOD I didn't want to write all that, but I hate FUD... No mobile OS is perfect right now...
Curious about how keen you were to write it then.
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