Thank God this is over, I was actually nervous most of the day but to recap for those who do not care to scroll...
Applefan has a dad who is a State Police Officer who gets a government discount on macs who went to a drag race in PA over the weekend I guess it was we weren't really told but he drove 600 miles with his son who is 16 who is a junior in high school who has anxiously been awaiting a blackbook but could not go the other day due to the 600 mile drive and his dad the state police was sleepy, not just any blackbook the one where he will get it in delaware and not pay any sales tax because that is how they roll in the great DE and then he gets this discount from his dad because his profession is something in government and thus the government discount now he was going to get a mbp but then his dad and mom said no f'in way kid you get the blackbook with the free hp printer the ipod dock maybe or maybe not and the $15.00 itunes gift card to go with his new itunes account in which he will open once he gets his blackbook and his $15.00 USD (not delaware dollars) Apple iTunes gift card where he will then come home and post pics but only if we say he should but will post them anyway without confirmation from the board but before that he has to make sure that we give confirmation of Apple's stock of photoshop cs where he will get that but then he would not because it is $650 and that is a lot of delaware dough you see but back to the fact that he gets a government discount because his dad is a state police and he has $1300 in checks that he had to cash and he had the cash in his hands but gave it to his parents where they will pick up the slack on the difference between the price of the blackbook minus the cost savings from the government discount because his dad is a state police and no tax because that is how delaware rolls you see and then the free ipod dock but that changed on page 2 i think, i was drinking and i do not recall but back to the free HP printer and and the $15.00 apple itunes gift card for his new itunes account all of this and his dad was going to leave with him at 9:30 am this morning, that is delaware time I believe and he was going to get it and be back in two hours with pics which he posted but were small so those of us who are generally ****ed with our vision may find it hard to see but the blackbook is sexy i mean it is not your normal blackbook it is the delaware tax free government discounted free ipod dock or not free hp printer and free $15.00 itunes gift card version of the apple blackbook where he will use it until he goes to college which may be far off because as you can clearly see there are some issues there with writing competency but do not worry he can distinguish between we'll and well which is nice but everything else looks like a bad text message like the ones i sent on my last birthday when the drinking really got under way in the meantime i believe if you go back to pages 3 and 4 there are also three marriage proposals out there for yours truly and applefan8 the caring soul that he seems to be really would like to know who i plan to choose but one of said proposals came late in the game so as of last night halfway thru a bottle of cab (that is cabernet for you youngin's) i was asked who i would choose between but i think one person is 14 and the other is definitely not 14 in case you were wondering but on pack 4 there is another proposal that i may have to consider as a booty call but i'll refrain from continuing because children are present and now back to applefan8 who has his government discounted blackbook that will have applecare soon enough something about a birthday rock out with the applecare on your 17th birthday nothing say lovin' on your 17th birthday better than a box with a warranty card and then of course in the middle applefan8 wanted to know if i had a mac which i probably do not thus the reason for my inconsistent jealousy and iswitched is the monkey feeder who has some vested interest in applefan8's purchase of the government discounted free hp printer and $15.00 apple itunes card blackbook and so in closing, in the event you all weren't really paying attention i hope my recap my inconsistent use of proper grammar, the lack of periods, and the large run on sentence that probably lost half of you really catches you up to speed.
