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And in the 3rd picture, her other eye is bigger than the 1st... it's called facial expressions. If the only thing you can critique is her eye sizes, lets see a picture of you since you must be the shining beacon of beauty. I would be willing to bet she's more attractive than anyone you could end up with, so your little stunt at "criticizing others while cowering behind a veil of internet anonymity" is idiotic at best. :rolleyes:

But you agree she'd make a great porn actress, no?
 
Why is this in a bunch of markerboard images?

Like that hipster guy who loaded the same on his camera should it ever be stolen.

I mean, its effective, but it screams "im so hip and with it". :rolleyes:
 
In the first picture, one eye is bigger than the other. That's not hot at all. :eek: People with asymmetrical faces tend to be neurotic and prone to mood swings, so her little stunt at "female empowerment" is idiotic at best.

I think she would do well as a porn actress in her next job.

You someone who studies faces?

How do you make the jump from asymmetrical faces to being good at porn?
 
In the first picture, one eye is bigger than the other. That's not hot at all. :eek: People with asymmetrical faces tend to be neurotic and prone to mood swings, so her little stunt at "female empowerment" is idiotic at best.

You someone who studies faces?

More importantly: Do you think his gaze even makes it to the face? :D
Just kidding, Dylan; of course it does-- it's not called a pearl necklace for nothing. LOL
 
There's no way she did that to get attention online. I guess it works as a way to tell people she's looking for a job, which is smart.
 
Hmm.

Call me a skeptic, but I never believe it when I see this kind of stuff on the internet. I give it 10% chance this actually happened.

The whole "garbage dispencer" thing set off alarm bells.
 
I figure if I ever quit my day job it'll be worth the indecent exposure charges as I do buck naked back flips going out the front door.
 
Nice. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I also like today's story about flight attendant Steve Slater:

Now, that's how to leave a job.

This story has been the talk around here all day. Hilarious! We especially give him credit for grabbing the beers before jumping ship. :D
 
Call me a skeptic, but I never believe it when I see this kind of stuff on the internet. I give it 10% chance this actually happened.

The whole "garbage dispencer" thing set off alarm bells.

Yeah, that's how I feel.

Where I work calling someone a HOPA (which I'd never heard of before today) would be considered sexual harassment and would be grounds for dismissal. Rightfully so IMHO.
 
Looks like quitting your job with style is a popular trend this week.
 
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