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Girl quits job and emails this to her entire office

JLatte said:
And in the 3rd picture, her other eye is bigger than the 1st... it's called facial expressions. If the only thing you can critique is her eye sizes, lets see a picture of you since you must be the shining beacon of beauty. I would be willing to bet she's more attractive than anyone you could end up with, so your little stunt at "criticizing others while cowering behind a veil of internet anonymity" is idiotic at best. :rolleyes:
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But you agree she'd make a great porn actress, no?
 
Why is this in a bunch of markerboard images?

Like that hipster guy who loaded the same on his camera should it ever be stolen.

I mean, its effective, but it screams "im so hip and with it". :rolleyes:
 
DylanLikesPorn said:
In the first picture, one eye is bigger than the other. That's not hot at all. :eek: People with asymmetrical faces tend to be neurotic and prone to mood swings, so her little stunt at "female empowerment" is idiotic at best.

I think she would do well as a porn actress in her next job.
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You someone who studies faces?

How do you make the jump from asymmetrical faces to being good at porn?
 
DylanLikesPorn said:
In the first picture, one eye is bigger than the other. That's not hot at all. :eek: People with asymmetrical faces tend to be neurotic and prone to mood swings, so her little stunt at "female empowerment" is idiotic at best.
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dukebound85 said:
You someone who studies faces?
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More importantly: Do you think his gaze even makes it to the face? :D
Just kidding, Dylan; of course it does-- it's not called a pearl necklace for nothing. LOL
 
There's no way she did that to get attention online. I guess it works as a way to tell people she's looking for a job, which is smart.
 
Hmm.

Call me a skeptic, but I never believe it when I see this kind of stuff on the internet. I give it 10% chance this actually happened.

The whole "garbage dispencer" thing set off alarm bells.
 
I figure if I ever quit my day job it'll be worth the indecent exposure charges as I do buck naked back flips going out the front door.
 
Blue Velvet said:
Nice. Revenge is a dish best served cold.

I also like today's story about flight attendant Steve Slater:

Now, that's how to leave a job.
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This story has been the talk around here all day. Hilarious! We especially give him credit for grabbing the beers before jumping ship. :D
 
MattSepeta said:
Call me a skeptic, but I never believe it when I see this kind of stuff on the internet. I give it 10% chance this actually happened.

The whole "garbage dispencer" thing set off alarm bells.
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Yeah, that's how I feel.

Where I work calling someone a HOPA (which I'd never heard of before today) would be considered sexual harassment and would be grounds for dismissal. Rightfully so IMHO.
 
Looks like quitting your job with style is a popular trend this week.
 
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