The MacRumors God is Arn. He sees all and hears all. He is omnipresent. They say that every new thread is personally blessed by his hand.
He rarely comments and you'd be lucky to see him, as he's always busy with other stuff. Some people wonder if he exists at all. So... I guess he ticks all the boxes for a deity! 😀
*cowers fearfully, hoping Arn won't smite him*