Speaking from the point of view of someone who just had his MBP stolen three weeks ago, I hope you'll understand that this story brings back a lot of the violent revenge fantasies that filled my mind upon returning home to find my apartment door busted in...
But hey, awesome to see so many people turning a profit on someone else's misfortune. I mean think about it, some poor slob probably worked a month to buy that computer in the first place, and here's the OP turning a $500 profit on it in a matter of hours?