I thought you knew that a whole bunch of us operatives got captured trying to infiltrate the new Apple Campus. We all got shipped off to an iPOW camp, and had to watch subliminal message videos for hours on end. It was a magical, wonderful, revolutionary experience that just worked. When it comes to all those other subliminal message videos I've had to watch, the other guys just don't get it. Apple knows how to do it right the first time.
I managed to escape, though. They gave us iPods on our second day there, and I used the ear buds to dig a tunnel out. Finally found a use for those things.