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Where have you been? They must have sent you on a top secret mission to infiltrate enemy lines. :D

I thought you knew that a whole bunch of us operatives got captured trying to infiltrate the new Apple Campus. We all got shipped off to an iPOW camp, and had to watch subliminal message videos for hours on end. It was a magical, wonderful, revolutionary experience that just worked. When it comes to all those other subliminal message videos I've had to watch, the other guys just don't get it. Apple knows how to do it right the first time.

I managed to escape, though. They gave us iPods on our second day there, and I used the ear buds to dig a tunnel out. Finally found a use for those things.
 
I try to avoid everything Google...

Their business model was based on "free" products from Day 1. "Free" turned out to have a huge price tag....privacy. And so it continues today.

I don't see much difference between Google and Apple. Both use information they've gleaned about us to sell anonymous ad space.

In return, Google provides a plethora of free services.

Apple is heading that way too, with ad supported stuff like iTunes Radio.
 
I thought you knew that a whole bunch of us operatives got captured trying to infiltrate the new Apple Campus. We all got shipped off to an iPOW camp, and had to watch subliminal message videos for hours on end. It was a magical, wonderful, revolutionary experience that just worked. When it comes to all those other subliminal message videos I've had to watch, the other guys just don't get it. Apple knows how to do it right the first time.

I managed to escape, though. They gave us iPods on our second day there, and I used the ear buds to dig a tunnel out. Finally found a use for those things.

Wow! That must have been exciting. You get to have all the good assignments. I just get to read Apple forums all day long and report all of the rumors to our design team so they can copy anything that Apple might do. :D:D:D


Disclaimer: This was intended to be a humorous post. I don't really work for Samsung. Now Renzatic, mmmmmmmmmm.......................D
 
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