Hi, my name is Alicia. Welcome to Apple!
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Alicia: How may I help you today?
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You: Hi Alicia. Any chance you can tell me about the updated ipod touch ship date?
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Alicia: The iPod touch will ship to customers that preorder by Sept 28th.
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Alicia: This date also refers to retail stores. I do not have any more specific information on it than that.
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You: Ok thanks.
O RLY?
I swear those people are as smart and knowledgeable as a sack of rocks.