Grandpaw Kills Leopard w/ Hands

[stridey]

There was a housefly buzzing around the house today. Instead of getting the flyswatter, I took on the beast barehanded. I caught it with a pair of chopsticks, reached in its mouth, grabbed it by the tongue, swung it around my head, and tossed it over the fence into the neighbor's yard. It can buzz around their houses for a change! Now I'll go beat my chest and pump my fist in the air.

Your mind frightens me.

 

[Counterfit]

Your mind frightens me.

His chopsticks skills impress me

 

[Doctor Q]

His chopsticks skills impress me

The fly was angry at his unfriendly treatment here, so he came back and brought his friends. Here's a photo of me defending myself.

 

[ham_man]

Note to self,

Never piss off Doctor Q.​

Back to the story, that guy must have had some cahones to reach into a leopard's mouth and rip out its tongue. What a feat...

 

[_pb_boi]

Imagine how smelly his hand was after that

andy.

 

[Lacero]

That would hurt. Who think it to kill you pull the tongue.

 

[thecow]

I think this is a sign that Mac OS 10.5 won't have speech synthesis software built in anymore.

 

[topicolo]

"back in MY day, we used to have to toil outside and get attacked by leopards daily. We didn't have no fancy guns back then, we had to tear their tongues out to kill 'em"

 

[Mr. Durden]

That reminds me of something my grand-dad did when I was younger. There was a raccoon that kept getting into his garden a wreaking havoc, so one day he sees it out there and and attacks it with his cain. He totally bludgeoned that raccoon to death with his walking stick. Now, raccoons can be pretty vicious, actually, especially when they are full grown. The thing was about the size of a medium sized dog, so it was pretty dangerous. I always thought that was pretty cool (in a savage way), but this guy takes the cake.

I wonder if that would work for taking out dogs or house cats?

 

[stridey]

That reminds me of something my grand-dad did when I was younger. There was a raccoon that kept getting into his garden a wreaking havoc, so one day he sees it out there and and attacks it with his cain. He totally bludgeoned that raccoon to death with his walking stick. Now, raccoons can be pretty vicious, actually, especially when they are full grown. The thing was about the size of a medium sized dog, so it was pretty dangerous. I always thought that was pretty cool (in a savage way), but this guy takes the cake.

I wonder if that would work for taking out dogs or house cats?

Probably especially dangerous since raccoons are nocturnal. So if it was out during the day there's a significant chance that it had rabies.

 

[jared_kipe]

God that old man is TIGHT. I hope when I'm that old I can remember to do that.