On another board I post on someone brought up this question and it's getting pretty heated. Names are being called, families threatened, etc, so I figured why not bring the thread here and see what develops. 
Preconditions:
Both using white bread.
PB&J consists of ONLY PB&J
Grill cheese consists only of cheese.
Preconditions:
Both using white bread.
PB&J consists of ONLY PB&J
Grill cheese consists only of cheese.