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some quotes from my favorite movies

1) "I guess the word dweeb doesn't mean anything to you guys does it? Why should it I'm on Planet X lookin for a dweeb who wears these green fatiques, he wears this jacket, he has hair that comes over his eyes, he wears glasses, and (choo) sneezes."

2) Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

3) "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"

4) "Oh man, I can't f***ing believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?"
 
Lyle said:
* I think we can save your husband's arm. Where would you like it sent?
* Guy:Almost as interesting as the photographs I saw today.
Girl:I was young. I needed the work.
* He's in the intensive care ward at Our Lady of the Worthless Miracle.

I know that Leslie Nielsen is the one who says the last line, so it's either from one of the Airplane! or Naked Gun movies (but not sure which one).

Yep, they're all from the Naked Gun.

Some others:

1. A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

2. Lawyer: And that also is very convenient, isn't it?
Defendant:Since I am innocent of this crime, I find it decidedly INCONVENIENT that the gun was never found.

3. Guy1: Got anymore of that gum?
Guy2: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
 
jalagl said:
Yep, they're all from the Naked Gun.

Some others:

1. A day without blood is like a day without sunshine.

2. Lawyer: And that also is very convenient, isn't it?
Defendant:Since I am innocent of this crime, I find it decidedly INCONVENIENT that the gun was never found.

3. Guy1: Got anymore of that gum?
Guy2: That's none of your damn business and I'll thank you to stay out of my personal affairs.
1. Full Metal Jacket
2. The Shawshank Redemption
3. Ace Ventura: Pet Detective
 
boz2004 said:
1) "I guess the word dweeb doesn't mean anything to you guys does it? Why should it I'm on Planet X lookin for a dweeb who wears these green fatiques, he wears this jacket, he has hair that comes over his eyes, he wears glasses, and (choo) sneezes."

2) Alright, you primitive screwheads, listen up: THIS... is my BOOM STICK!

3) "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, half a packet of cigarettes, it's dark and we're wearing sunglasses... HIT IT!"

4) "Oh man, I can't f***ing believe this. Another basement, another elevator. How can the same thing happen to the same guy twice?"
1. Stargate
2. Army of Darkness
4. Die Hard 2: Die Harder

Name the movie: "A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure."
 
jalagl said:
Yep, they're all from the Naked Gun.
2. Lawyer: And that also is very convenient, isn't it?
Defendant:Since I am innocent of this crime, I find it decidedly INCONVENIENT that the gun was never found.

Such a great movie...it's no wonder it's consistently in the top three on IMDB.
 
clayjohanson said:
Name the movie: "A new life awaits you in the off-world colonies. The chance to begin again in a golden land of opportunity and adventure."

Blade Runner...

D
 
Here's a few good ones...

"How do you think he'd react to a son who had a limp wrist with a pulse?"

"I'm talking about putting a brick through another guy's windshield... I'm talking about taking it out and chopping it up!"

(That last one is cracking me up right now!):D
 
Here's a pretty tough one:
"It's okay, I just swallowed my button..."

and another one that may be easier from the same movie:
"The boot's not alive- it detects hydrogen sulfide excreted from the skin."
 
A few from some older movies:

#1. "Push the button, Max!"

#2. "He lives on the top floor, Apartment 23. But you won't find him there. He's up on the roof with his boids (birds). He keeps boids. Dirty, disgusting, filty, lice-ridden boids. You used to be able to sit out on the stoop like a person. Not anymore...no sir. Boids. You get my drift?"

#3. "Roger, pay the two dollars"

#4. "Echo Park...water again."
 
clayjohanson said:
Another quote: "The issue isn't whether you're paranoid, but whether you're paranoid enough."
Damn brain, this is actually a motto of mine, but I've used it so much I've forgotten which movie it was from! :eek:
 
Nanda Devi said:
"I'm talking about putting a brick through another guy's windshield... I'm talking about taking it out and chopping it up!"

Argh, I can't think of this one and it's bugging the crap out of me! Help people!

How about this line from one of my favorite movies!

"Aw, that's a pretty girl. Is she yours?"

"No..it came with the frame."
 
monkeydo_jb said:
Argh, I can't think of this one and it's bugging the crap out of me! Help people!

How about this line from one of my favorite movies!

"Aw, that's a pretty girl. Is she yours?"

"No..it came with the frame."

The one you can't think of is from "The Royal Tenenbaums."


I'm trying to think of where yours is from (the one about the frame). I know I've heard it before!
 
MattG said:
The one you can't think of is from "The Royal Tenenbaums."


I'm trying to think of where yours is from (the one about the frame). I know I've heard it before!

Thanks!

Dang, I should've had that one!


Let me know if you want another hint.
 
clayjohanson said:
Is that from Platoon?

Another quote: "The issue isn't whether you're paranoid, but whether you're paranoid enough."

Gene Hackman in "Enemy of the State"?
 
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