Guess The Movie Quotes Game

[stubeeef]

"It's like zipping into Wisconsin, you zip in, you zip out."

 

[MOFS]

How 'bout this one

"Look, if I were joking I would have said 'What do you do with an elephant with three balls? You walk him and pitch to the rhino.'"

Is that from Hot Shots? Romana?

And the "I love the smell of napalm in the morning" quote is by Captain Killgore (or something like that).

How about "I was just rearranging your breasts".

 

[mpw]

“There is no spoon.”

 

[mpw]

“We’re gonna’ need a bigger boat.”

 

[tombo]

"get away from her, you BITCH!!"

 

[whocares]

"get away from her, you BITCH!!"

Alien

Ok a real easy one:

'You **** my wife?
I say again. You **** my wife?'


And one of the best lines in history:

<soft voice>I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that</soft voice>

 

[tombo]

Alien

Ok a real easy one:

- Aliens to be precise

 

[whocares]

- Aliens to be precise

Must be a typo

 

[mpw]

...And one of the best lines in history:

<soft voice>I'm sorry Dave, I'm afraid I can't do that</soft voice>...

2001 Space Odessy?

 

[mpw]

"Hi, I'm here to fix your photocopier. Phew it's hot in here, do you mind if I work with my clothes off?"

To be fair this particular line has been used in a number of videos in my collection none of which are memorable for their dialogue.

 

[Blue Velvet]

This here's my snakeskin jacket..it's a symbol of my individuality and belief in personal freedom...

 

[WinterMute]

“We’re gonna’ need a bigger boat.”

Jaws. The police chief.

"I don't want to spend the rest of the winter TIED TO THIS F***ING BENCH"

"I have come to chew bubblegum and kick *ss and I'm all out of bubblegum..."

"Yes, I can hear you."

 

[Blue Velvet]

Put the pick in there, Pete... and twist it round, real neat.

 

[whocares]

"I have come to chew bubblegum and kick *ss and I'm all out of bubblegum..."

I had to google that one - only ever heard it in Duke Nukem 3D

 

[mpw]

This here's my snakeskin jacket..it's a symbol of my individuality and belief in personal freedom...

Nicolas Cage in Wild at Heart?

I've tried to watch this film at least 6 times but fell asleep every time after he beats the guys head open on the floor.

 

[mpw]

“You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

“Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch and I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then I was sent home and now little man I’m giving the watch to you.”

 

[whocares]

“You’re only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!”

“Five long years, he wore this watch up his ass. Then he died of dysentery, he gave me the watch and I hid this uncomfortable hunk of metal up my ass for two years. Then I was sent home and now little man I’m giving the watch to you.”

Christopher Walken to 'young' Bruce Willis in Pulp Fiction.



"You're so ugly you could be a modern art masterpiece."

 

[MongoTheGeek]

OK, here's one:

"Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you, cause life is like a mop."

UHF

 

[atszyman]

OK, here's one:

"Sometimes you just have to take what life gives you, cause life is like a mop."

Correct me if I am wrong. I believe this to be Michael Richards as Stanley Spudowski in UHF.

“We’re gonna’ need a bigger boat.”

Also acceptable
Randall in Clerks, immediately preceded by "Salsa Shark."


Here's some more:

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"We'll never make it."
"Nonsense, you only say that because nobody ever has."

These two are from the same character in one movie
"I got a weird thing for girls who say 'aboot.'"
"Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes."

Two possible answers for this one
"I love you"
"I know"

 

[iGary]

"What now? Lemme tell you what now. I'm gonna call up a couple a hard, pipe-hittin' n****rs and go to work on the holmes here with a pair a pliars and a blowtorch. You hear me talkin' Hillbilly Boy? I ain't through wit h you by a damn site. I'm gonna get medieval on your ass".

 

[MOFS]

Correct me if I am wrong. I believe this to be Michael Richards as Stanley Spudowski in UHF.



Also acceptable
Randall in Clerks, immediately preceded by "Salsa Shark."


Here's some more:

"Anybody want a peanut?"

"We'll never make it."
"Nonsense, you only say that because nobody ever has."

These two are from the same character in one movie
"I got a weird thing for girls who say 'aboot.'"
"Hey, I always notice that bored look in their eyes."

Two possible answers for this one
"I love you"
"I know"

Is the first one Ed from "Shaun of the Dead"?

Dunno

And one the "I love you" ones could be Hans Solo in "Empire Strikes Back"

 

[iSaint]

Love the Nicolas Cage quote from Wild at Heart, great movie.

Here's a couple:

"We're on a mission from God."

"My grandmother wants to fly jets!"
from the same movie:
"Don't you be eyeballin' me boy!"

both old school...

oh, one more:

"I love ****in' with the clergy"

 

[iGary]

Love the Nicolas Cage quote from Wild at Heart, great movie.

Here's a couple:

"We're on a mission from God."

"My grandmother wants to fly jets!"
from the same movie:
"Don't you be eyeballin' me boy!"

both old school...

oh, one more:

"I love ****in' with the clergy"

Dogma, one of my favorites.

 

[zelmo]

Love the Nicolas Cage quote from Wild at Heart, great movie.

Here's a couple:

"We're on a mission from God."

"My grandmother wants to fly jets!"
from the same movie:
"Don't you be eyeballin' me boy!"

both old school...

oh, one more:

"I love ****in' with the clergy"

Blues Brothers

The 2nd two are, I think, from An Officer and a Gentleman.

Last one beats the heck outta me.

 

[iSaint]

Wow, three correct responses in less than five minutes!

Blues Brothers
Officer and a Gentleman
Dogma

great job!