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Guess The Movie Quotes Game

Glengarry Glen Ross, perchance?

DISCOMUNICATION said:
We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
Who are you? What's your name?
You see this watch? You see this watch?
Yeah.
This watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a sh*t. Good father, f*** you! Go home and play with your kids! You wanna work here, close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you @#$%sucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?
You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close sh*t, you are sh*t! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going out!
The leads are weak.
The leads are weak? F***n' leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.
What's your name?
F*** YOU! That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, and I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name!
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Some oldies (1960s and '70s)

#1:
A sudden decompression at 30,000 feet is something you gotta see to believe... Until that pressure equalizes, everything within 20 feet of him that's not nailed on or strapped is gonna get sucked right out of that hole... When I was a mechanic in the Air Force, I was being transferred on a MATS plane. At 20,000 feet, one of the windows shattered. The guy sitting next to it was about 170 pounds. He went through that little space like a hunk of hamburger going down the disposal, and right after him coats, pillows, blankets, cups, saucers... And then watch out! At that altitude, you can't breathe. So unless they get on oxygen in 45 seconds, it's good-bye!
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#2:
Some days you just can't get rid of a bomb!
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#3:
That's not the point, for God's sake! Wildfire was built for germ warfare! Wildfire and Scoop! And you knew, Stone! You knew it!
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Macaddicttt said:
Ooh, I know that one: The Original Batman Movie with Adam West.
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Yup! He says it while trying to dump a bomb with a burning fuse. Unfortunately, he keeps running into innocent bystanders like young lovers, nuns and baby ducks. :D
 
DISCOMUNICATION said:
We're adding a little something to this month's sales contest. As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize? Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you're fired.
Who are you? What's your name?
You see this watch? You see this watch?
Yeah.
This watch costs more than your car. I made $970,000 last year. How much you make? You see pal, that's who I am, and you're nothing. Nice guy, I don't give a sh*t. Good father, f*** you! Go home and play with your kids! You wanna work here, close! You think this is abuse? You think this is abuse, you @#$%sucker? You can't take this, how can you take the abuse you get on a sit?
You can't close the leads you're given, you can't close sh*t, you are sh*t! Hit the bricks, pal, and beat it, 'cause you are going out!
The leads are weak.
The leads are weak? F***n' leads are weak? You're weak. I've been in this business fifteen years.
What's your name?
F*** YOU! That's my name. You know why, mister? 'Cause you drove a Hyundai to get here tonight, and I drove an $80,000 BMW. That's my name!
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Boiler Room.

Try this one:

The Carthaginians defending the city were attacked by three Roman legions. The Carthaginians were proud and brave but they couldn't hold. They were massacred. Arab women stripped them of their tunics and their swords and lances. The soldiers lay naked in the sun. Two thousand years ago. I was here.
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"HE LEFT US! HE LEFT US!!"


"BUT thats NOT...what Im gonna do."


Another quote from that same movie:


"Dennis! Our lives are in your hands and you've got Butterfingers!?"
 
A few choice lines (all from different flicks):

"Buddy, you sure don't look hip."

"I tore everything out of there except for the rocker panels."

"One word: Plastics."

"You're polymorphously perverse."

"A pile of sh*t has a thousand eyes."


ND
 
Nanda Devi said:
A few choice lines (all from different flicks):

"Buddy, you sure don't look hip."

"I tore everything out of there except for the rocker panels."

"One word: Plastics."

"You're polymorphously perverse."

"A pile of sh*t has a thousand eyes."


ND
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1. ?
2. ?
3. The Graduate
4. Annie Hall?
5. Stand By Me?
 
Ooooh - I'm going to play!

1 - I feel I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self contained. They do not weep for their sins or make me sick discussing their duty to god.

Serious plus points to anybody who gets that. (and points go to Jaffa Cake - it was the Wicker Man)

2 - Bullsh*t! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose. (Full Metal Jacket - well done Nanda Devi)

3 - That tall drink of water with a silver spoon up his ass.

The last two shouldn't be too tough. Good luck! :)
 
sunfast said:
Ooooh - I'm going to play!

1 - I feel I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self contained. They do not weep for their sins or make me sick discussing their duty to god.

Serious plus points to anybody who gets that.

2 - Bullsh*t! I bet you could suck a golfball through a garden hose.

3 - That tall drink of water with a silver spoon up his ass.

The last two shouldn't be too tough. Good luck! :)
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#2 is from Full Metal Jacket.

ND
 
1 - I feel I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self contained. They do not weep for their sins or make me sick discussing their duty to god.
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Um.. is that Sir Anthony Hopkins in Instinct? (just a guess, I can't remember him saying that specfically, but it's the first movie that popped into my head) :)
 
sunfast said:
1 - I feel I could turn and live with animals. They are so placid and self contained. They do not weep for their sins or make me sick discussing their duty to god.
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That one's from Christopher Lee in The Wicker Man, I think. Mind you, I'm sure it's a quote from a poem so it may have been used in more than one film...
 
Jaffa Cake said:
That one's from Christopher Lee in The Wicker Man, I think. Mind you, I'm sure it's a quote from a poem so it may have been used in more than one film...
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You, sir, are a genius. I thought I was about the only person to have seen that film. But I love it - recommend it to anybody.
 
Both from the same movie:

#1
"Get-away driver.... What the **** can he get away from?"

"He can move when he has to."

#2
"What the hell is that?"

"It's a shotgun."

"It's not a shotgun. It's a ****in' anti-aircraft gun!!"
 
Person A: You know, you're wearing a striped shirt with a striped tie, you know that, right?
Person B: Yeah, I do it for the ladies.
Person A: Oh - the ladies ever tell you that you look like a f***ing optical illusion?
 
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