H1Z1 :: The Zombie Virus!!

[EV0LUTION]

This is crazy! A new mutation of the H1N1 called H1Z1 revives its victims after death by restarting the pulmonary system bringing the victim back to life temporarily.

After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.

http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

Has anyone heard anything else about the new mutation?

 

[jmccullough108]

That must be what I have.

 

[SilentPanda]

Oh no!

Note the link is not actually bbc.co.uk.

It's just like in the movies!

 

[rhett7660]

Crap...... Now I have to worry bout some fool wanting to eat our brains... thanks~

 

[iJohnHenry]

Hardy har har !!! (in the voice of Ralph Kramden)

 

[SkyBell]

That's incredibly depressing.

 

[Sun Baked]

I guess all the "Warning Zombies Ahead" road signs were changed by the terrorists spreading the zombie flu.

 

[ViciousShadow21]

"Dead Rising" the Real Life Game!!

that was a little dark i know but it was the first thing that came to my head. used to love that game.

 

[ucfgrad93]

I guess all the "Warning Zombies Ahead" road signs were changed by the terrorists spreading the zombie flu.

Who knew the signs would turn out to be correct.

 

[dukebound85]

best zombie game


zombies ate my neighbors

 

[ViciousShadow21]

best zombie game


zombies ate my neighbors

Oh Man that brings back great memories.

 

[joshbing]

I love zombie movies!

Now I need to buy a bunch of non-perishables and a gun...

 

[Mr. Giver '94]

It's ok. I got to level 30 on Zombieville USA on my iPhone, so I know what to do.

 

[dsnort]

Sounds like me on a work day!!

Call Shaun of the Dead!

 

[Greenbird600]

Its a hoax. Look at the web sight address. Clearly not the bbc. Is it strange I'm disappointed about the continued non-existence of zombies?

 

[toolbox]

Um ok, interesting read. But i don't believe it

 

[Furi Kuri]

best zombie game


zombies ate my neighbors

DUDE! That game was epic!

 

[Prof.]

*loads shotgun and .357 Magnum Handgun*

Bring it, bitch!

 

[kastenbrust]

Thats a fake site, hey if anyone who goes on the link is using Windows let me know if you get phishing attacked.

 

[hexonxonx]

Thats a fake site, hey if anyone who goes on the link is using Windows let me know if you get phishing attacked.

Went to the site on my laptop running Vista. No attack.

 

[instaxgirl]

Is it strange I'm disappointed about the continued non-existence of zombies?

Yes, zombies scare the **** out of me. Pretty funny for anyone who's ever watched a zombie movie with me though.

If you feel yourself passing away, then notice your strength and vigor returning at an alarming rate, please attempt to restrain yourself to prevent infection and harm to others.

Hahaha

 

[thomahawk]

omgg resident evil in reality?! if that ever happened im going to kill myself or attempt to run but if all goes wrong i'll kill myself. dun want anything to happen to me

 

[BlackSnow]

F*** yeah Zombies! I'll fight the zombie horde with my trusty machete(or katana), just like in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.

 

[ZombieHunter]

Attention!!!!! Urgent

Attention:

Important information concerning H1N1 Virus (Swine Flu)


Swine flu has been confirmed by our team of experienced researchers to be not only a flu virus, but something more. Something much more dangerous.

Unfortunately, we do not have the manpower or the funds to maintain the sizeable program that would be necessary in order to inform the general public about the danger of this disease in person, therefore you may receive further information and updates on our research progress at the following link:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRjLSkVkY-U

It is very important that you watch this broadcast as soon as possible, and spread this information to everyone you know.


Thank You.

 

[Angie1313]

dear god no!!!!!! What do we do now?