H1Z1 :: The Zombie Virus!!

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  1. EV0LUTION macrumors 6502

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    This is crazy! A new mutation of the H1N1 called H1Z1 revives its victims after death by restarting the pulmonary system bringing the victim back to life temporarily.

    After death, this virus is able to restart the heart of it’s victim for up to two hours after the initial demise of the person where the individual behaves in extremely violent ways from what is believe to be a combination of brain damage and a chemical released into blood during “resurrection.”

    The Netherlands confirms its first case of zombie swine flu, in a three-year-old boy recently returned from Mexico. After passing away early this morning, he rose from the dead and lunged at his mother.

    http://bouncewith.me.uk/europe/8027043.htm

    Has anyone heard anything else about the new mutation?
     
  2. jmccullough108 macrumors 6502a

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  3. SilentPanda Moderator emeritus

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    Oh no!

    Note the link is not actually bbc.co.uk.

    It's just like in the movies!
     
  4. rhett7660 macrumors G4

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    Crap...... Now I have to worry bout some fool wanting to eat our brains... thanks~ :)
     
  5. iJohnHenry macrumors P6

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    Hardy har har !!! (in the voice of Ralph Kramden)
     
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  7. Sun Baked macrumors G5

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    I guess all the "Warning Zombies Ahead" road signs were changed by the terrorists spreading the zombie flu.
     
  8. ViciousShadow21 macrumors 68020

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    "Dead Rising" the Real Life Game!!:p

    that was a little dark i know but it was the first thing that came to my head. used to love that game.
     
  9. ucfgrad93 macrumors P6

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    Who knew the signs would turn out to be correct.;)
     
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  11. joshbing macrumors member

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    I love zombie movies!

    Now I need to buy a bunch of non-perishables and a gun...
     
  12. Mr. Giver '94 macrumors 68000

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    It's ok. I got to level 30 on Zombieville USA on my iPhone, so I know what to do.
     
  13. dsnort macrumors 68000

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    Sounds like me on a work day!!:eek:

    Call Shaun of the Dead!
     
  14. Greenbird600 macrumors member

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    Its a hoax. Look at the web sight address. Clearly not the bbc. Is it strange I'm disappointed about the continued non-existence of zombies?
     
  15. toolbox macrumors 68020

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    Um ok, interesting read. But i don't believe it
     
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  17. Prof. macrumors 601

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    *loads shotgun and .357 Magnum Handgun*

    Bring it, bitch!

    :D
     
  18. kastenbrust macrumors 68030

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    Thats a fake site, hey if anyone who goes on the link is using Windows let me know if you get phishing attacked.
     
  19. hexonxonx macrumors 601

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    Went to the site on my laptop running Vista. No attack.
     
  20. instaxgirl macrumors 65816

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    Yes, zombies scare the **** out of me. Pretty funny for anyone who's ever watched a zombie movie with me though.

    Hahaha :D
     
  21. thomahawk macrumors 6502a

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    omgg resident evil in reality?! if that ever happened im going to kill myself or attempt to run but if all goes wrong i'll kill myself. dun want anything to happen to me
     
  22. BlackSnow macrumors regular

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    F*** yeah Zombies! I'll fight the zombie horde with my trusty machete(or katana), just like in Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
     
  23. ZombieHunter macrumors newbie

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    Attention!!!!! Urgent

    Attention:

    Important information concerning H1N1 Virus (Swine Flu)


    Swine flu has been confirmed by our team of experienced researchers to be not only a flu virus, but something more. Something much more dangerous.

    Unfortunately, we do not have the manpower or the funds to maintain the sizeable program that would be necessary in order to inform the general public about the danger of this disease in person, therefore you may receive further information and updates on our research progress at the following link:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wRjLSkVkY-U

    It is very important that you watch this broadcast as soon as possible, and spread this information to everyone you know.


    :eek: Thank You. :eek:
     
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