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Ironically a device that let us get rid of gadgets seems to be enabling a whole new generation of useless battery-powered crap.
 
I can't believe this thing actually survived a Kickstarter. :rolleyes:

I think it's stupid too. But then I'm not the one it's targeting, and there's actually people, especially those told by their doctor to slow down, that would benefit.

However, it's the whole gross factor that urks me. Needed to come with a removable base. Otherwise it's going to fall apart after a few months use, especially when you're using it ALL THE TIME.
 
The contrarian in me...

... makes me think that maybe, just maybe, they may be onto something here. If you read the comments everybody is just rolling their eyes about this product. What if the consensus is wrong? Just wondering.
 
Sometimes I believe Kickstarter campaigns like this one are faked, backed by them mostly, just like this news here in MR. ;)
 
I'm thinking of a Bluetooth enabled pet rock. When you stroke the rock, the iPhone plays a science fiction type chord. Do you think I could raise money for this with a Kickstarter campaign?

Can I customize the science fiction chord and map them to preset stroking gestures? If it does that, uses free-roaming recyclable chicken plastics and communicates with my brain using Bluetooth 4.0 LE then I'm all in. But only if you hold a contest to design the packaging art and select my poorly photoshopped camel with type set in 16/42pt Papyrus and/or Curlz MT inside of a cropped thought bubble.

Don't even ask where that last reference came from. Lets just say some people should have their access to the university mailing list revoked.
 
$100? Forkget it.

Or as they say in New York..... Ahhh fork-get about it!

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I can't believe this thing actually survived a Kickstarter. :rolleyes:

I think it's stupid too. But then I'm not the one it's targeting, and there's actually people, especially those told by their doctor to slow down, that would benefit.

Stupid Kickstarter ideas/products don't bother me. They might be stupid to me, but might be useful for 4 other people in the world.

The Kickstarters that do bother me are the ones that beg for financial assistance, literally an online panhandling scheme where the donors receiving nothing or almost-nothing in return. I thought Kickstarter was supposed to ban those long ago, but I still see many of them thinly-veiled.
 
Stupid Kickstarter ideas/products don't bother me. They might be stupid to me, but might be useful for 4 other people in the world.

The Kickstarters that do bother me are the ones that beg for financial assistance, literally an online panhandling scheme where the donors receiving nothing or almost-nothing in return. I thought Kickstarter was supposed to ban those long ago, but I still see many of them thinly-veiled.

I can't stand those either. Come up with $500,000 in funding yourself first or don't even bother. That one company that was supposed to make that Instagram icon replica camera basically stole all the money to live off of, crazy.
 
Hmm, I'm 62 years old. When I was growing up we were taught to count. Put food in mouth (whether using a fork, spoon,fingers etc), chew and count to at least 10 (more if it was meat etc), swallow, repeat. Sure was a lot cheaper than a 'smart' fork. Plus you learned to count really early in life.
 
I have two comments - a silly one and a serious one.

Silly: they should give one to my 3 year old to eat with and see what she makes of the beeping and vibrating (does it even vibrate?). Should be fun. She'll probably use it in the sandpit to make mud pies.

Serious: this would be better off as a tiny magnetic / sticky button module that you could stick onto whatever fork you're using. It'd connect to an app on your phone for feedback.
 
A first-world problem in search of - and finding - a boneheaded, nobody-asked-for-it "solution".

Not sure what's sillier: that someone invented it, or that multiple someones threw $100K at it.
 
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