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These jokes were being prepared, but were deemed too ridiculous:

  • Apple releases laptop with just one port.
  • Apple releases 42mm watch with plastic band for $12000. Leather band is $5000 extra.
 
Received this email from the woodworking supply store Woodcraft this morning. Too bad it's not on their web page.

Would be better if the improved wood-watch now came with more wood, and less watch... :). That wood sure will look all shiny and pretty for months. All it will need is a bit of oil once in a while. I want the leadwood version... (a very rare, very expensive wood)

I'm sure they made it chainsaw compatible, that's the important spec after all.
 
There's even an April Fools joke on this page :)

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Edit: It's gone! :eek:

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That toaster iMac stand is actually not a bad idea! I wish it wasn't an April fools prank. :( :p
 
I actually have one of those Apple Watches! Never been worn. I should probably get it out, change the battery, and wear it around when the new ones come out. :cool:
 
lol @ iFaxit


There is only one problem... What if you don't have a fax machine...

However, this one should not have been a April Fool's would be the HiRise Toast...


I would have actually bought this,,, i'm always getting toast :cool:

reminds me of those coffee warmers u can plug into usb to rest your mug on to keep it hot. (which do exist)

http://www.amazon.com/Metal-Warmer-...=1427949822&sr=1-6&keywords=usb+coffee+warmer
 
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I find the tone in the Tesla joke digs a little more as an attack than a lighthearted joke. Almost like they're saying the Apple Watch itself is a joke. Which is a joke :D.

Tesla must be preeeety annoyed with Apple right now over the car rumors and Apple snagging a lot of their talent. What's wrong, it's ok for Tesla to hunt down every Apple employee they can get, but they get upset when Apple does the same?
 
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