I'm not Irish, so I won't be celebrating.How will you celebrate today?]
I'm not Irish, so I won't be celebrating.
Nonetheless, I hope our Irish members have a splendid day.
I ate a lot of spinach last night. I can't wait to see my green poo. I generally poo at around 6:30am.
That's the thing about America. We'll take any "holiday" and somehow make it all about us getting sloppy drunk and acting foolish
If you looked at it at just the right angle, it looked just like a shamrock.
Most in the US have no earthly idea what St. Patrick's Day actually celebrates.
It's the same with all the other Americanized holidays. See also: Mardi Gras and Cinco De Mayo.
As an Irish-American, I'm offended by this portrayal of St. Patrick's day as an excuse to drink. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to go find my Jameson's for the morning coffee.![]()