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max_altitude said:
How does it feel being licked by several MR members?
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Now, there's a sentence I'm not even in my wildest (or even wettest) dreams would ever have imagined reading here at MR... 😛 <-- Was that the right smilie for that one, or what?
 
Just an fyi:

True crabs are classified in the phylum Arthropoda, subphylum Crustacea, order Decapoda. Although the many species of true crabs are similar in appearance, DNA evidence suggests that that similarity is a result of convergent evolution among several groups of sometimes only distantly related decapods.

They are mighty tasty also.
 
Mitthrawnuruodo said:
Yes, but I usually crack them and eat them... only rarely lick them... 😉
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Did he at least give a wine recommendation to go with himself? 😀
 
Just gotta be creative.

  1. Pick up bottle.
  2. Smash bottle over counter.
  3. Slurp up remaining wine from floor.
  4. Pick glass from between teeth.
  5. And repeat...
 
mad jew said:
Just gotta be creative.

  1. Pick up bottle.
  2. Smash bottle over counter.
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You could save a step in there by just squeezing really hard when you pick it up. Pincers have to be useful for something, eh?
 
freeny said:
Correct! She also at times spells it w/o the first "i" -Masumi

I used to have a Tee shirt that said "I got crabs in Maryland" some years back😛
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Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a slut??

Oh, let me answer that, of course not, I'm just probs the only person here who looks at that as as such a bad thing. 😛 And, well, I gotta say that this whole reply is kinda stupid... 😱
These boards are so male dominated.... 🙄

And btw, this must be one of the oddest MR threads I've ever encountered.
Nope, it's the oddest.
 
amateurmacfreak said:
Am I the only one who thinks she looks like a slut??

Oh, let me answer that, of course not, I'm just probs the only person here who looks at that as as such a bad thing. 😛 And, well, I gotta say that this whole reply is kinda stupid... 😱
These boards are so male dominated.... 🙄

And btw, this must be one of the oddest MR threads I've ever encountered.
Nope, it's the oddest.
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Humph, someone's a little crabby... 😛 😉 😀
 
~Shard~ said:
Humph, someone's a little crabby... 😛 😉 😀
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Awww, thanks guys. 😛

Eh, I'm not crabby. Okay, eh is sort of crabby I guess.
Okay, I'll shut up now.
😀

I find the whole crab thing highly amusing, though, actually. 😉
 
devilot said:
Between Daria and this-- I <3 you. 😀
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Aww shucks...😱

You know, it's funny that this entire thread still gives no explanation as to the whole crabby MJ theme. 😀
 
mad jew said:
Let me get this straight. amateurmacfreak, are you a female crab? 😛
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I'm a female crab...and I can't get enough! *licks lips and runs to look for crab and matching wine*

Uber

EDIT: Max_altitude raises a very valid point! What the dickens is going on!? So far I've decided:

Mad Jew went out for dinner with a hot topless 18 y/o (from here), ate some crab and then went to a bar. Discovered he is a crab! Smashes bottle with claws, licked up remaining wine...kissed said topless 18 y/o who wasn't best pleased with the glass she now had her mouth filled with. Mad JEw came on here and posted in the private forums (grrr...you guys are so secretive!) about his night in a crabby manner and you're all taking the mick! (OK, so that seems a bit different to what really happened...but it's a good theory...) 🙄

EDIT: But this doesn't account for Mad Jew being Licked by many forum members...hey, hang on, how come I'm not allowed to lick him?!
 
UberMac, you got it in one. 😛


UberMac said:
EDIT: But this doesn't account for Mad Jew being Licked by many forum members...hey, hang on, how come I'm not allowed to lick him?!
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You actually want to lick me? I had to pay for the other member's lickingness. 🙁
 
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