So my wife's friend wants to go black friday shopping with my wife tonight, but for whatever reason her car is in for service so my wife has to drive. My wife has a new car and the last thing she wants is to park it in a crowded Walmart/Target/Best Buy/Kohl's parking lot with America's finest and fattest rushing in and out and putting bags upon bags of crap in their cars where there's a pretty good chance her new car will get damaged. So my wife asked if I could drive them to the stores, then I can just stay in the car and drive around the parking lot until they come out from each store. I don't blame her, I don't really want her parking her car in those places on this day either.
Lord have mercy on this man who will be missing out on turkey to battle Americans at their worst.
First stop, Wally World at 6 PM




Lord have mercy on this man who will be missing out on turkey to battle Americans at their worst.
First stop, Wally World at 6 PM