Have you ever wanted to massage the devil?

Discussion in 'iOS Apps' started by jake0606, Oct 10, 2013.

  1. jake0606 macrumors newbie

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    Have you ever wanted the massage the devil? Well nows your chance to become a therapeutic touch practitioner by massaging the biggest ego of them all…THE DEVIL!!

    Our mini-game “Massaging the Ego” lets you touch the devil in places you never imagined. Its easy to pick up, but devilishly difficult to put down. Have you go what it takes to become an Expert therapeutic touch practitioner?

    Did we mention the app is FREE?!?!

    Download the app to see the films trailer, read the best selling news paper of the underworld the “Fiendish Times” and over the next few months we will be packing the app with behind the scenes content into the making of the short film, as well as releasing the FULL FILM in the app in 2014.

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    The Nether Regions is a stop-motion short film featuring the epic tones of the one and only BRIAN BLESSED as the Devil…

    Wielding untold power at the helm of a vast and mighty realm may sound glamorous but no one tells you about the sleepless nights and the unrelenting stress, but that’s what the Devil must deal with on an eternal basis. Even in Hell, there’s no escape from bureaucracy but occasionally he does manage to slip away. With the most magical healing hands in all the nine circles of Hell and a sympathetic ear, it is Sven’s Massage Parlour to which the Devil makes his first port of call.

    If your interested you can find the app at the following link: http://bit.ly/thenetherregionsapp

    More info about the film and the films trailer can be found at: http://www.netherregionsfilm.com
     
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  3. Jessica Lares macrumors G3

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    This is my favorite part :D:

     
  4. jake0606 thread starter macrumors newbie

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    Hey All, I just wanted to introduce the short film which now features in the Nether Regions App. The stop motion short film has been directed by Maria Lee and features the sonorous voice talents of the mighty Brian Blessed... https://vimeo.com/57863017

    Wielding untold power at the helm of a vast and mighty realm may sound glamorous but no one tells you about the sleepless nights and the unrelenting stress, but that's what the Devil must deal with on an eternal basis. Even in Hell, there's no escape from bureaucracy but occasionally he does manage to slip away. With the most magical healing hands in all the nine circles of Hell and a sympathetic ear, it is Sven's Massage Parlour to which the Devil makes his first port of call.

    Don't forget the App also includes the mini-game "Massaging the Ego" which lets you touch the devil in places you never imagined. Its easy to pick up, but devilishly difficult to put down. Have you go and see if you have what it takes to become an expert therapeutic touch practitioner? http://bit.ly/smtaapp
     

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