Help me out with brainstorming a Chuck Norris + snow joke!

[mxulive]

Hi guys, recently we have been getting excessively heavy snowfall -- and the reason for my request is kind of a long story, but I was wondering if you guys can help me out brainstorming some Chuck Norris heavy snow jokes.

Thanks!

 

[oilers15]

Chuck Norris is so tough he can survive a canadian winter...wearing only a pair of tube socks.

 

[leomac08]

Chuck Norris can piss into gale force winds.

 

[Rapmastac1]

What's the difference between Chuck Norris and snow? Snow only melts when it gets hot. - Kinda works against the usual Chuck Norris joke, but thought I would throw it in.

Do you know what a blizzard really is? When Chuck Norris sneezes.

What's more dated than snow in August? Chuck Norris jokes.

Chuck Norris has never seen snow, his radius of "awesome" is too huge it melts it long before he is there.

Why don't you ever see Chuck Norris in the snow? He hibernates on the sun.

They say the first time Chuck Norris saw snow, he roundhouse kicked it and caused a blizzard. That event is now known to be the start of the first Ice Age.

 

[ravenvii]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

 

[Melrose]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

The best so far.

 

[Abstract]

Chuck Norris once pissed into a pile of snow. Today, it's sold as "slurpees".

 

[Firestar]

Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.

Gotta agree with Melrose.

 

[rdowns]

Chuck Norris is so tough he can deal with listening to Chuck Norris jokes.