Help me out with brainstorming a Chuck Norris + snow joke!

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  1. mxulive macrumors newbie

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    Hi guys, recently we have been getting excessively heavy snowfall -- and the reason for my request is kind of a long story, but I was wondering if you guys can help me out brainstorming some Chuck Norris heavy snow jokes.

    Thanks!
     
  2. oilers15 macrumors regular

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    Chuck Norris is so tough he can survive a canadian winter...wearing only a pair of tube socks. :cool:
     
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    What's the difference between Chuck Norris and snow? Snow only melts when it gets hot. - Kinda works against the usual Chuck Norris joke, but thought I would throw it in.

    Do you know what a blizzard really is? When Chuck Norris sneezes.

    What's more dated than snow in August? Chuck Norris jokes.

    Chuck Norris has never seen snow, his radius of "awesome" is too huge it melts it long before he is there.

    Why don't you ever see Chuck Norris in the snow? He hibernates on the sun.

    They say the first time Chuck Norris saw snow, he roundhouse kicked it and caused a blizzard. That event is now known to be the start of the first Ice Age.
     
  5. ravenvii macrumors 604

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    Some kids piss their name in the snow. Chuck Norris can piss his name into concrete.
     
  6. Melrose Suspended

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    The best so far. :D
     
  7. Abstract macrumors Penryn

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    Chuck Norris once pissed into a pile of snow. Today, it's sold as "slurpees".
     
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    Gotta agree with Melrose. :D
     
  9. rdowns macrumors Penryn

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    Chuck Norris is so tough he can deal with listening to Chuck Norris jokes.
     

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