Help remebering something

[Fearless Leader]

A while ago, I learned a neat little saying but I can only remember a bit of it. If Anyone recognize it could you post the rest?

The bit I know is "...A fathers only meeting on Mother's Day..."

 

[beatsme]

is this it?


Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss...
The crime that has never been committed.

link

 

[Fearless Leader]

is this it?


Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
I come before you to stand behind you,
To tell you something I know nothing about.
Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
Admission is free, so pay at the door,
Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
The topic to discuss...
The crime that has never been committed.

link

thank you so much
it was driving me crazy, not remembering

no wounder I couldn't find it, I had the part i remembered backwards.

 

[mkrishnan]

Oooh, cute. I remember reading this thread and being all like, "erm..."

I remember another one like this... it was something like:

It was a bright day, at midnight
When two dead boys came out to fight.
Back to back, they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other.
A deaf policemen heard the noise,
Came and killed the two dead boys.
If you don't believe me, these lies are true.
You can ask the blind man, he saw it too.

EDIT: Actually I see that was also discussed in the link. Sowwies!