Help remebering something

Discussion in 'Community Discussion' started by Fearless Leader, Nov 13, 2006.

  1. Fearless Leader macrumors 68020

    Mar 21, 2006
    A while ago, I learned a neat little saying but I can only remember a bit of it. If Anyone recognize it could you post the rest?

    The bit I know is "...A fathers only meeting on Mother's Day..."
  2. beatsme macrumors 65816


    Oct 6, 2005
    is this it?

    Ladies and gentlemen, hoboes and tramps,
    Cross-eyed mosquitoes and bow-legged ants,
    I come before you to stand behind you,
    To tell you something I know nothing about.
    Next Thursday, which is Good Friday,
    There will be a Mother's Day meeting for fathers only;
    Admission is free, so pay at the door,
    Pull up a seat and sit on the floor.
    The topic to discuss...
    The crime that has never been committed.

  3. Fearless Leader thread starter macrumors 68020

    Mar 21, 2006
    thank you so much
    it was driving me crazy, not remembering

    no wounder I couldn't find it, I had the part i remembered backwards.
  4. mkrishnan Moderator emeritus


    Jan 9, 2004
    Grand Rapids, MI, USA
    Oooh, cute. I remember reading this thread and being all like, "erm..." :)

    I remember another one like this... it was something like:

    It was a bright day, at midnight
    When two dead boys came out to fight.
    Back to back, they faced each other,
    Drew their swords and shot each other.
    A deaf policemen heard the noise,
    Came and killed the two dead boys.
    If you don't believe me, these lies are true.
    You can ask the blind man, he saw it too.

    EDIT: Actually I see that was also discussed in the link. Sowwies! :eek:

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