Help with porn filters

[ShaolinMiddleFinger]

I can't believe what's happening with this thread. Your best bet without having to get a filter is taking off the mouse (preferably with a glove) throw it away, tell everyone in the house that it's dead, and buy one just for you. Bahahahaa that even sounds more funny

 

[britboy]

iH8Quark~ You deserve to be shot for resurrecting this thread. I'd tried to forget about this one......

 

[iH8Quark]

I had never seen the thread. Couldn't resist.

 

[blackpeter]

How about an update MyMemory???

It's been a few months. Is yoru big brother still spanking it over your Quicksilver.

 

[Spock]

I have a great idea, go to a hardware store and get some industrial super glue and and then buy a bottle of nice baby oil and refill the baby oil with the glue and set it next to your computer.

 

[kiwi_the_iwik]

How about a small video camera hidden in the studio, connected to an el-cheapo video sender (any standard TV can pick up the signal via it's tuner within a 350 foot radius - great for viewing in the living room, or from the neighbours' houses).

Go around and tune in all the locals' TV sets, and then look at the reaction from them when he goes up to the shops to get some milk and a paper - or perhaps some tissues...

Gad! Has the boy no morals?

 

[j763]

Originally posted by alex_ant

- Set up a cron job from the root account (he doesn't have the root password, does he?) that loops the Mr. Rodgers theme song ("It's a beautiful day in the neighborhood, a beautiful day for a neighbor...") over and over at a volume low enough not to be heard by anyone outside the studio. Nothing softens wood like Mr. Rodgers.

Great idea! Also, alternate with "Developers! Developers! Developers! Developers! WAHOOOOO!"... I don't think anyone could wank while that's playing...