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iGav

macrumors G3
Original poster
Mar 9, 2002
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shecky

Guest
May 24, 2003
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Obviously you're not a golfer.
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TheAnswer

macrumors 68030
Jan 25, 2002
2,519
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Orange County, CA
Helvetica is like a classy middle aged whore:

She might not look good in all positions.

She might not dress all trendy like those younger tarts (Myriad and Meta, I'm looking at you), but she's got experience on her side.

She's been used by a lot of people that just didn't know what they were doing.

But for an experienced designer, those familiar with every curve and nuance...it's the best money you've ever spent and has given you some of the best nights of your life.

So here's to you, sweet Helvetica...I'll be leaving another $100 on your bedside table tonight.
 

xfiftyfour

macrumors 68030
Apr 14, 2006
2,573
0
Clemson, SC
Helvetica is like a classy middle aged whore:

She might not look good in all positions.

She might not dress all trendy like those younger tarts (Myriad and Meta, I'm looking at you), but she's got experience on her side.

She's been used by a lot of people that just didn't know what they were doing.

But for an experienced designer, those familiar with every curve and nuance...it's the best money you've ever spent and has given you some of the best nights of your life.

So here's to you, sweet Helvetica...I'll be leaving another $100 on your bedside table tonight.

okay, you need to step away from your computer.

..and go ravish your wife just to be sure you're okay.
 
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