Hermès Now Sells $1,250+ MagSafe Chargers Wrapped in Calfskin Leather

[coolfactor]

Next up, baby humans.

 

[Baseiseough]

Naah! I'll keep waiting for the long rumored Hermes FineWoven™ Magsafe charger.

 

[Tyler O'Bannon]

This is wonderful news for somebody else

 

[btrach144]

But does it support fast charging?

 

[BeerDrinkerDan]

Mmmmmm...baby cows....

 

[Todd Fisher]

Some folks have waaaay too much money.

 

[red elma]

Enhanced Grass-Fed Charging Speeds…

 

[tweaknmod]

Late-stage capitalism is going really well… for some. 😅

 

[pigeonguy]

Vile product.

 

[pigeonguy]

Apple needs to offer leather watch straps again.

No. They don’t.

 

[ronno]

Apple needs to offer leather watch straps again.

3rd party leather phone cases and watch bands work just fine - and better quality than the Apple cases I used to buy which did not last long at all.

 

[Antilogical]

Might buy one for my second holiday home.

 

[FlyingPJ]

Go vegan

 

[wmy5]

People buying this are on the waiting list to get a Birkin handbag. You don’t just order one online. Your sales rep has to “invite” you to buy one.

To get a handbag you need to build certain amount of "pre-spending" on other categories like clothing, furniture, watches etc. The more one spent "unwanted" items, the more effective one accumulate the pre-spending amount.

The most effective way to get invited to buy a $20,000 Birkin bag is to spend $200,000 on a sofa, for example.

This $1,250 chargers could be a pre-spend item that are actually useful. Buy 20 of them for friends as gifts, you will have a higher chance to be invited to buy a handbag 🙂

 

[jaysabol]

Who would buy this and not feel like a jerk?

 

[theluggage]

The purpose of products like this is to remove money from the trust funds and offshore accounts of people with more money than sense and get it circulating in the economy again. This looks like an excellent product for this purpose - especially since it is not something that anybody who can't afford it is going to regret not having.

 

[Siliconguy]

Yeah dem calfs wasn't swift enough.

Also nobody should buy this.

You can get a saddle for less. The horse is extra of course.

(Their use of the word paddock made me think of things horse.)

 

[theluggage]

Who would buy this and not feel like a jerk?

A jerk.

 

[Genelec8341]

Go vegan

Never. I value my health more than virtue.

I'm sore from clubbing all night..
Those baby seals are fast! 😆

 

[segfaultdotorg]

What a bargain!

 

[Astuces iOS]

Pretty cheap for a charger !

 

[rufwork]

What part of “Luxury brand Hermès…” did we not understand?

The price IS the product.

 

[alexandr]

Put me down for two.

 

[Pezimak]

I am not sure what is more ridiculous, the fact they’ve made this or the fact you know people WILL buy it….

 

[BeatsByTim]

3rd party leather phone cases and watch bands work just fine - and better quality than the Apple cases I used to buy which did not last long at all.

They don’t click in as firmly