I entered a contest that asked for several nouns and such (about 20 or so), and it said it would generate a mad lib for me. I hadn't done this before, and just put the words in, in random order. This is what it spit out: It seems like every time I turn around, I'm crashing to a new place. I've ridden a/an Apple IIe through the Macs of Venice, crashed on a/an Windows-powered IE in the Pacific Ocean, and even vacationed on a luxury Mouse. At each Monitor I visit, I buy one LCD to always remind me of my trip. When I visited the Home, I bought a Computer in the shape of the Empire State Printer! What have I learned from all this running? That life really is like a box of Windows. THAT IS FUNNY!