Claiming that she "enlivens mundane lives", Paris Hilton is backing the online petition for her pardon.
"The petition to California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger also claims she was being used as a scapegoat to highlight the dangers of drink-driving."
Ms Hilton 'provides hope for young people', the petition says.
Damn, why didn't Mel Gibson think of the scapegoat line?
Also, I agree with the petition. Paris Hilton gives me hope.
Hope that I'm right when I say people suck.