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1. Take coke bottle.
2. Half-fill with water.
3. Take one small chunk of pure Calcium, make sure it's still got the oil on it.
4. Drop into Coke bottle
5. Screw lid on really, really quickly.
6. Shake, throw and run.

If you get through stage 5 you're doing well.

I suggest Calcium because using anything with a bit more "pop" such as Potassium is difficult.

If you've nicked the Calcium from the lab and you have it in a paper bag in your jacket, make sure it's a really sunny, dry day. Nothing worse than rain soaking through the jacket into the bag chock-a-block full of Calcium...or so my friend can vouch for anyway...
Thanks for an instruction :)
 
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