I know you're joking... but, we went to this "new & hip" pizza place. We had a semi-big party, and someone asked about trying a small sample of the house wine. So the waitress brings out an empty glass and asks someone else at the table to pour some of the wine out of the glass they had bought and paid for into the other glass for the person to try. We were all so shocked that everybody just stared at each other. Absolutely the worst and stupidest waitress on planet earth.
The place obviously closed soon after. It then opened up to yet another new & hip pizza joint. They have some of the most unique beers in our crappy city. However, the waiters all look like stoned crackheads, and they carry the beer out with their dirty, grubby hands all where your mouth goes to drink, and one wiater actually carries the beer with his hand OVER the top of the glass. Yes, imagine a monkey walking carrying a glass, with his dirty hands all over the rim and his dirty palm covering the top.
I never had to tell a waiter how to do his job, but I did then. No way in hell am I drinking out of a glass that has pot-smoker fingers all over the rim, and that his dirty hand probably touched all head of the draft beer.
Another nasty thing is bars that just do the crap-wash for their glasses, you know, they dip it in dirty soapy water, then in supposedly clean water, then let it air dry. Absolutely disgusting. I hate ordering a draft beer and tasting that ****** soap on the glass. I always send it back. This is why I'm buying a kegerator and having it permanently installed in the kitchen.
Eating out sucks