How big's your big toe?!!

[Spanky Deluxe]

Hey, Spanky Deluxe, you should consider a getting hobby.
You seem to have a lot of free time to be thinking about stuff.

I have enough hobbies already and thinking about stuff is what I do! I've just never met anyone with as big big toes as mine and I was wondering if anyone on here had bigger. Seriously, you have no idea how many people say 'ohmygod your big toes are big' when I wear flip flops. They just seem normal to me!

And why not post a message about big toes, most of us have them and at least its something different to talk about, which is what I thought he Community Discussion board was for!!

Now I wonder what toes would be like if Apple made them. The iToe.

 

[Boggle]

why oh why do i have to endure this

So you'll never have an excuse for later inappropriate behavior. Having witnessesed its personification.

P.S. My big toe is pretty friggin' huge too (2.75"), is there anyway to make money off this?

 

[mad jew]

If your big toe is larger than your face, that means you're dishonest. My big toe is less than half the size of my face. I'm pretty honest, some of the time.

 

[dcv]

If I push the butt of the ruler down into the groove between my thumb and index, it's 2.75-3 inches to the tip.
If you measure the whole thing (all 3 knuckles; your thumb technically goes all the way down near your palm) it's a whooping 4 incher

I had to read that paragraph several times over to make sense of it... my first reaction was - you pushed the ruler into *where*?!! Certain words just jumped out at me...