LOL This thread is funny.
My brother got that stupid iPhpne knockoff, the one that is made in China and actually has the nerve to have iPhone labeled right on it. It's so stupid that you have to have a cable with a 9 volt battery attached to it to get internet. Yeah that's right. How they came up with such a strange contraption I really have no clue.
My brother kept it a day and got an LG touch screen instead. It's still no iPhone but at least it's not trying to be.