UI is way, way better and doesn't feel like some cheap knockoff.
Better touchscreens, higher resolution (for those who care.)
Not better touchscreens, and only higher resolution till 2011. (Either honeycomb or early gingerbread devices will bring 1280x760 res to android devices).
UI is completely smooth and doesn't turn into a stutterfest when task switching.
You need to take a look at some better devices (Incredible, any of the Galaxy S devices). My Vibrant doesn't lag at all. In fact, its got a more powerful graphics chipset than the iPhone4.
Less tinkering needed to make things work; things work completely out of the box without needing to install launcher this and task killer that.
I think you mean "No tinkering at all" and if things don't work, you wait on Apple to take their sweet time. The homebrew scene had a GPS fix for the Vibrant about 2 months before the official fix came in an update.
Its nice to have choices
Carriers choose when you get your updates and what crap to pre-install on your phone. So instead of putting the choice in the hands of the phone makers who know what the users most want, the choice is put in the hands of the oblivious carriers who just want to make as much money as possible. Ooh yeah, loving that openness.
You should *really* take a look at my Vibrant. Rooted and got rid of bloatware in less than 2 minutes. I've already addressed updates, and I find it hilarious to hear you talk about choice when Apple doesn't give you ANY unless you jailbreak. I can change dialers/sms/keyboards, or install non-market apps on a STOCK Android device.... except for the one on AT&T, lol! You say such bad things about the carriers, but you're on the worst one! No doubt you'll be singing a different (i)tune once iPhone releases to all of the other carriers.
Much bigger and better library of apps.
Much bigger and better library of
fart apps.
Fixed that for ya. You should check the Market out one day, I think you'll be disappointed to see that it eclipses the app store for useful apps.
I'll have to concede that iPhone does have more fart apps. I guess I can't win them all

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Direct access to the largest online music library, the iTunes store. Movie and TV show availability isn't too shabby either.
Lol. You can HAVE the iTunes store. Really, be my guest. You will hear no complaint from me

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Much better accessory availability.
Card readers and power plugs? Nope, you can't mean that because android phones use microSD, USB, and other standards that have been around for years. What can I not find for my Vibrant that you can find for your iPhone? If you mean external iSpeakers in the $3 bin at Marshall's, then I'll give you that one. The Marshall's by me has plenty, and I'd be glad to ship some to you.
Much better technical support.
"You're holding it wrong...but here's a free bumper anyway"?
I will admit that. No one who manufactures and Android phone has the balls to say that to their customers with a straight face
I can really go on but at this point I'm wondering why you're advertising Android in an Apple forum. Same question goes to the OP for making another one of these pointless threads. Are you so insecure that you need to validate your choices by trolling competitor forums?
Do go on. I'm not insecure at all. I came here for the entertainment during antennae-gate and I have stayed because i'm a technology enthusiast.
I can't really say the same thing for a lot of people on this board... if Apple didn't make it, then its auto-magically useless crap that serves no purpose.... that is until Uncle Steve includes it down the line.
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