Thanks but no thanks.
I'm well aware of the problems surrounding 17inchers, although common they're not absolute - Like you claimed in your original post.
That's the point I’m making. Not every 17inch owner has them, not by far. Those with problems are more likely to report their negative experience online in forums such as this, I'm sure there's thousands of perfect MBPs out there.
My MBP is fine, no problems what-so-ever. Please don't patronise me by demonstrating your ability to link to previous threads I’ve already read.
+1 agreed. Not everyone has those problems and I don't have HDD beeps nor creaking case. And yes, I have also read about the threads and yes I been to the apple store.