I dropped my mbp off on the 22nd for sleep/clamshell issues. The reed switch has already been replaced twice for the same issue, which fixes it but it inevitably breaks again. The genius told me that since it's a repeat repair I'll be bumped to the front of the queue.
I called on the 24th to ask about it and they said that the parts had arrived and it was in line to be fixed; he told me it should be a few days. I told him about what the genius said and he indicated I had been bumped to the front of the queue, but there are Pro Care members ahead of me. ARRRRGHGHHGHGHH!!!!!!! What a ***** joke. Then he has the balls to tell me that "it's a quick fix, once we get to it it won't take long." THEN FIX IT JERKFACE! It's now the 27th and I haven't heard back from them.
In short, I'm pissed that Apple Pro Care exists. Apple collects $99 per year from customers and provides no additional service from their end.