Do we really want to go here?
Do we really want to get into this 'pissing match'? The sad thing is that I know I won't win this contest, there are guys on here with even bigger collections than mine, although I think I'm up there on the 'diversity' spectrum:
Mac Plus, SE, SE SuperDrive, SE/30, Classic, Color Classic II
Mac II, IIx, IIci, IIfx, IIsi
LC, LC III
Centris: 610, 650
Quadra: 605, 610, 660AV, 700 (x2)
Performa 6116CD
Power Mac: 6100 DOS Compatible, 7100/66 (x2,) 7100/80AV (x2), 8100/110, 8500, 7200, 7500, 7300, 7600, G3 DT, G3 MT, B&W G3 (x2)
iMac G3: Bondi 233, Graphite 700
eMac 1.25 GHz
Portable (Backlit)
PowerBook: 100, 140, 180, 520c, 520c w/ PPC upgrade, Duo 230, Duo 2300c, 5300c (x3), 5300ce, G3 (Lombard,) G4 (12", 867 MHz)
iBook G3 (original 'Tangerine' 300 MHz)
MacBook Pro (original Core Duo 2.0 GHz.)
Monitors: 12" (LC) Color Display, 13" (IIsi) Color Display (x2), 14" Color Display, "AppleColor" Display (the original Mac II color monitor, x2,) Apple 14AV Display (the funky one with the goofy connector from when the Quadras first came out,) 1710, Apple Studio Display (original dark blue 15" LCD when the G3 came out,) Apple Studio Display (the updated one with VGA that matches the B&W in color, x2)
A large number of keyboards and mice (from the ones that came with the Plus, every type of ADB (yes, including an Adjustable Keyboard,) original USB, USB 'Pro', to the last generation of white wired and wireless,) 6 external floppy drives (one 5.25", three 'desktop' 3.5" 800K, two 'notebook' 3.5" 1.44MB,) DuoDock, DuoDock Mini, Duo Floppy Adapter, a few external hard drives and CD-ROM drives (including a PowerCD,) StyleWriter II, StyleWriter 1200, Personal LaserWriter 12/600PS, OneScanner, two sets AppleDesign speakers.
iPod 3G (30 GB,) iPod nano (1G, white, 2 GB,) iPod shuffle (2G, green,) iPhone (8 GB,) and a Motorola SLVR w/ iTunes (not really an Apple product, but it's close.) Plus various accessories (docks, including purchased-separately, headphones, Bluetooth headset, etc.)
AirPort: original Graphite, Snow, Extreme-g (with modem and antenna port,) Express, both revisions of Extreme-n ("Fast Ethernet" and Gigabit.)
Newton MessagePad 100, 120
Hundreds of floppy disks and CDs of Apple Software, including every major desktop OS release from 5.0 on. (Plus OS X Public Beta.)
If we don't count the keyboards, mice, and disks/CDs, still over 100 Apple items. And I know I've probably missed some.