Human:
English (native language).
Majored in
Spanish and
French in college; can still get by in those two, but my French is getting a smidgen rusty from non-use.
I know basic greetings in
Korean (the equivalents of Hello and Goodbye, thank you, excuse me), and can somewhat read the Korean alphabet -- enough to pick out my favorites on a Korean restaurant menu if the need arises. Luckily for me, the Korean alphabet is phonetic; the arranged syllables are what looks like Chinese or Japanese ideographs to the untrained Western eye.
My
German is limited to Kraftwerk lyrics.
I also know an odd phrase or two in
tlhIngan Hol, a.k.a. the fictional
Klingon language.
Computer:
BASIC, a handful of flavors.
Pascal (remember when colleges used Pascal for programming education? Get off my lawn
).
Assembly for 3270 mainframe, which I promptly forgot after finals. I
hated that class.
MS SQL.
Visual Basic 6 somewhat.
I can sort of follow
C's logic, but don't ask me to code in it.
Ceiling Cat sez you can has lolspeak in ur list.
